"Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time."
George Carlin is dead. We're going to miss George Carlin and his special brand of humor.
By our works shall you know us:
Religion is Bullshit (this may be my favorite)
The Ten Commandments
There's lots more, too, but if you are interested, those are easy enough to find on Youtube (in fact, just check the side of these two).